LIFE ALERT: BETTER THAN A MAN?

Many women, especially those who live alone, depend on Life Alert for protection. Some have written in to tell us they consider Life Alert their personal guardian. Indeed, there is a growing body of evidence that the medical alarm service may be better in many ways than a man.

Here, then, is a list of reasons why Life Alert personal protection is better than a man:

We never sleep.
We don’t snore.
We actually listen whenever you speak.
We don’t mind if you push our buttons.
You don’t have to feed Life Alert.
Our system is always up and running.
We don’t leave the toilet seat up.
We don’t hog the blankets.
We are dependable.
You can always trust Life Alert.

Do you have an opinion? Another reason to add to the above list, as evidence for why Life Alert is better than a man? Or perhaps a counter opinion? If so, we welcome your comments.